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Oh shit my rule
(lemmy.ml)
CANCEL
0 days until Mario steals your liver
What happens if you press cancel 1 second before the next day? Will it go to -1 days?
Thats not an option
Windows error sound
I wish most problems came with a Cancel button.
Dang cancel culture strikes again...
72 hours remain
71 hours remaining
Mushroom shortage, gotta get the umami from somewhere.
At least I can blame it on the little shit now and all these so called doctors can stop hassling me about my daytime drinking.
Gonna be ready this time, you little Italian bastard
better comply, or he will in addition to taking your liver make you deader
I am not scared of 5"1' man
He has a wrench and he is not afraid to use it.
So scared 😨
That "man" smashes bricks with his punches and can jump several times his own height in an instant.
He also loses half his height when he hits a brown mushroom
More than half. He becomes miniscule.
He can have it. I'm not using it for anything.
nah i gave it to luigi for safekeeping
the exe named "your liver" sweating
I survived the last one! Come at me Mario bro!
He can have it now, I don't need it
Just enough time
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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