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Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.
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I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.
I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.
I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.
It's amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.
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Tony Stark titan of industry
Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…
They're both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.
Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title
Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.
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Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this
Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?
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I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....
Fuck the media for glorifying them.
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All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
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Did vogue really post this?
Yeah. It's gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.
hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile
Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R
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What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated
The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that...
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I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.
Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.
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There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.
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He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.
wtf is wrong with her face?
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too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.
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Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?
Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.
Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’
Because they don’t know what the working class looks like, they just rewatch 80/90s man propaganda and emulate that
"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.
Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....
He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.
Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.
He's been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.
At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.
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He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.
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Chat is this real
lmao, she looks like someone is stretching her face
As someone who has a wife that watches those terrible house wives of... shows it's absolutely sad how they all have all the money anyone could ask for yet do these absolutely horrific botched jobs to themselves and somehow think they look better this way. I have come to 2 possible reasons, 1. Nobody is willing to actually tell them just how awful they look now, or 2. Everyone at that level does actually believe this looks better, but only because it's a status thing? I guess a possible 3rd would be that so many people they surround themselves with look like this so they all believe this is what true beauty is?
It's just crazy to me that anyone would go through all this effort to modify themselves so badly AND pay a ton of money and time to do so. 99% of the time the before always looked wayyyy better.
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I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.
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