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[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What's the khitan word for gravel?

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Become the most profitable gravel supplier in history due to having no land acquisition or extraction costs, not to mention no need to plan for when one site runs out of usable gravel.

[-] veniasilente@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

3 and 5 are a potentially broken combo. In particular if "control a toaster" means control and not just "operate", since then it's basically toasterkinesis, or being able to instantly turn any toaster into a bomb. "teleport up to 10 inches away sounds like it wouldn't be too useful but it does, in principle, allow you to phase out incoming bullets and a fair amount of lateral blade hits if you time it right.

6 and 7 could have some interesting, niche uses in some fields. 6 for example could be used for intimidation if "10 hours younger" is interpreted chronologically: even after taking a serious wound, you'd look pristine for around 10 hours so it might be used to scare or distract some enemies.

I'm... not even sure what 4 or 9 could ever be used for.

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[-] PrimePathPioneer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3 and 7, teleporting a short distance like that can be extremely useful to get past roors and fences. Identifying whether a container was empty or not reliably is good enough proof to clean out this list without being powerful enough that the majority of people would actually believe I have magic, plus I don't have to reveal my teleporting ability.

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...

[-] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

2 and 8. Start a gravel selling business and write a book on Khitan

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

1 & 7 or 2 & 7 rough choices.

With the oysters you could probably ascertain way more knowledge than you expected.

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[-] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Free gravel and can speak khitan. You can sell the gravel for money and you can say just about anything and no one will get mad at you cause no one will understand you.

[-] badaboomxx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For me 2 and 7.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.

[-] FQQD@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

[-] howsetheraven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I'd be the perfect bouncer.

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[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 3 points 1 year ago
[-] candle_lighter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You could escape from anything with number 3

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

2 and 6,

Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

[-] Jesse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

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[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As someone with a gravel driveway, I will take free gravel for life. Lump sum is okay but installments are prefured.

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