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[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

2 and 5

2 because gravel can be sold

5 because imagine you’re in a hotel and just mess with people

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

1 and 2.

Endless Pearls.

[-] EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Question: Are pants and underwear considered as a container?

"Officer I swear I just wanted to see which phone causes such a big bulge in his pockets! How could I know that the pills grant X Ray vision!"

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands

1 and 8 might be the same

4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf

I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4

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[-] criitz@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

3 and 7 have real uses. Get past locked doors, etc.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Run as fast as Albert Einstein would be a godsend for someone who is paralyzed.

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