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[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 92 points 2 years ago

Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 41 points 2 years ago

Something about her being knocked up, because he's already telling Dad jokes.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

What's your problem with it?

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago

I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You shouldn't have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples' parents are homeowners.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 years ago

Pushes daughter out the door

"Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there."

"Daaaaaad!"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

  • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

"No worries, I'm not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point."

[-] lockhart@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

Her dad will think you already have children

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“

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