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[-] Knusper@feddit.de 24 points 9 months ago

I think, the idea is that you buy their cheese, not just any cheese...

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 18 points 9 months ago

If cheese commercials are anything like the old milk commercials, then they're from the dairy lobby, and they're just for any old cheese.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

We had those for eggs too.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

They're probably all owned by Nestle anyway

[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

OP has a fundamental misunderstanding of how ads work

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

They literally paid Domino's millions to find ways to put more cheese in pizza, we are clearly not eating enough cheese.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

But, Mister Cheese, I'm up to 12 blocks of cheddar a day. I haven't shat in 3 weeks. I can't eat any more! Even the Swiss... It's just more holes for the old cheese to fill!

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago

The answer is to put cheese in the crust. If fucking Papa Johns can do it, Domihoes can.

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure they did, and then they put pepperoni to catch the cheese, and you know where this leads..

[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 17 points 9 months ago

If there is anything the US Government loves funding as much as war and """clean""" coal, it's dairy.

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Or corn. Basically any of the staples of states that gets them electoral college votes.

[-] wetferret@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

But if there were no commercials how would I discover new innovative products like "cheese-stuffed cheese"?

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

You say this but the us didnt eat cheese in such quantity until after WW2 where excess milk was turned to cheese and the government not only propped up the industry but also created cheese and milk propaganda.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Bring me your most expensive cheese, stuffed with your second most expensive cheese.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In France they have a specific time in kindergarden for cheese tasting, aside from getting some at lunch.

France is keeping the acquired tastes acquired for big Cheese.

[-] SallyTAB@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It's to remind you that you need more cheese. I almost was down to the Kraft Singles the other day. Those commercials saved my life.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

"How much cheese is too much cheese?" - Charlie Kelly

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 2 points 9 months ago

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!

[-] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

The dairy industry would have a lot to benefit from funding a cure for lactose intolerance (e.g. AAV + lacz gene like in the thoughtemporium video)

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

A lot of people worked very hard on these.

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

"Why? We could just make ~~Oreos~~ cheese!"

[-] Mint_Raccoon@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] Prunebutt@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

I learned some italian with that Grana Padano ad on the radio.

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