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Caught red pawed! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 43 points 11 months ago

Little homie looking up"hot pussy in my area"

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Naw. Already has that taken care of. they was ordering fresh sushi for their lunch date.

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Not really a date, but maybe a tail hookup. No way to know for sure until OP checks their history for catnip orders for same day home delivery.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

OP is suddenly realizing where all that sushi came from... hehe

[-] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

"No Google, hairy. Hot HAIRY pussy. Like REALLY hairy. Like, you'll need a comb to find out which side is the head part."

My search history is ruined.

[-] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

[-] zaphod@feddit.de 28 points 11 months ago

Is it at least their cat?

[-] Dazza@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

This is a great security feature. Is it an app?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

No, it's a cat. You can tell by the ears.

[-] elscallr@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

There used to be an app that was a cat. It was almost definitely spyware, though.

[-] red@sopuli.xyz 27 points 11 months ago

It's a cool story

[-] ransomwarelettuce@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

I heard some phone did that, but laptops as far as I am aware neither windows or MacOS supports it maybe some display-manager on Linux with custom patches would do it.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

Windows has so many settings in local group policy editor for passwords, I'm sure there's a way to detect failed attempts with a script in task scheduler and take a picture. I don't know how myself but it's probably possible. Idk about Mac. And for Linux, you can probably have it install a tracker on the thief's phone over bluetooth...

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

https://www.cerberusapp.com

[-] roawre@feddit.ch 20 points 11 months ago

Human tech ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Can't even arm. Stoopid hooman tech.

[-] orl0pl@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The design is very human

[-] roawre@feddit.ch 4 points 11 months ago

Stoopid indeed 👌

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago

Here you dropped this \

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ftfy

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Damnit man... Were the bots really unnecessary all along?

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Looks like the threadiverse needs an arm fetching bot too

[-] FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net 19 points 11 months ago

Imagine someone holds the cat while trying to crack the password

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Have you ever tried holding a cat?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

S/he was probably trying to online order cat food

[-] elscallr@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The cat food is probably always there. Kitty was trying to buy nip on the dark web.

[-] Dmian@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

“Password is not ‘hoominstoopid’, damn!”

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 9 points 11 months ago

Hackercat!

[-] Captain_Waffles@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Lol, cutie

[-] 0x2d@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

How can I set up Kubuntu to do this?

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