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[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Dude was blowing out the backs of aliens decades before I was alive. If he wants to hit that, that's between him and Frank.

[-] teft@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

Jim leans down and whispers in Miss Piggy's ear: "Now scream like Yoda"

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Otto! There's a gremlin on the side of the bus!

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

What makes you think Riker hasn’t already done it??

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

hey Miss Piggy takes very good care of herself and i'm sure she smells nothing like you expect

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

A fragrant pig is still a pig. And she'd orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

she’d orgasm in that grumbly Frank Oz voice

over and over again, buddy

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Are you suggesting James T. Kirk gives pigs multiple orgasms?

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago

Probably alluding to the quirky info bit no.36211, namely that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes to 4 hours depending on who tells you about it.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Well... he's got stamina, but does he have that much stamina?

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hey stop hitting on David Cameron's girlfriend.

[-] andthenthreemore@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

That's Lord Cameron, peasant.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Ms Piggy would absolutely top. Count me in.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Kirk was never known for his discerning taste, was he?

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Somebody…calls me…I answer them…slowly…a pig…with kaleidoscope eyes!!

[-] emmanuel_car@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

It’s worse than that, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim, she’s dead, Jim

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

"Laddie, every woman has her own charm. You just have to know where to look for it."

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 2 years ago

"Sometimes is the charm that she's easy?"

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2023
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