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[-] Odelay42@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

10 years ago, I started dating a girl and her cat licked my hair. We got married and have lots of cats together.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 year ago

Thats... not how the birds and the bees work.

[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, those are the catfood.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

But we're talking about humans and cats.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

My cat insists upon “lap time” with me every evening. After our lap time she goes over to my wife and licks her hair.

They say that when a cat spoons you or sits in your lap, it’s treating you as their mama. If a cat licks your hair it’s grooming you, treating you as their child.

By this logic, my cat thinks that I am my wife’s grandpa.

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

I'm bald but I shave the hair that still grows. My cat likes to rub her belly on my head when it's freshly shaved. I'm telling you, you haven't lived until you've had a kitten rub their belly on your bald head until they fall asleep.

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago

I would let Milo lick my hair, he looks like a great boy.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

pretty cat though damn

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 year ago

Only mens' hair? Does length matter?

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

they gotta find a bald guy, unless he sleeps naked it wont be much an issue

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I still have eyebrows and a beard thank you

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Seriously tho

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

I would be honored to have my hair licked by Milo.

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 10 points 1 year ago

My cat licks my wrists for some reason.

Very specific.

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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