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Cow Rule
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Donβt they kill more people than sharks?
You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea
"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"
Their name is Inigo Moontoya.
I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high
Our cows seem to hate germans
Deitsche πββοΈπββοΈ
Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMA
Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?
I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.
violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justice
wait, don't you mean risk?
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