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shoulder leaning on the window, looking at the view Huh? Wait no! Waaaaaaahhhh…… splat.

I'm suffocating in a wall I guess

That's about 0.6 meters as of freedomless units of measure.

Dunno, I guess I'll be on the other side of the bed.

I'm now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.

I fall on my ass in the carpark outside the office. It's cold, but assuming there's no car there at the time, I just walk round the building and let myself back in.

I thought the no car thing was a pretty safe bet at this time, until one drove past as I was typing this.

I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush

I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.

Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.

fall off my bed

I'm now sitting on a TV

I would end up like these two.

I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now

I'm now standing two feet to my left.

I'm floating in the air now! Was laying on my right side in bed.

Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?

I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.

A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.

Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.

Land on my ass

I'd be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she's finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I'd be in big trouble for waking her

I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...

I would be sitting on the left side of the coach. There would probably be some discomfort as I would be sitting on top of some stuff, but nothing bad really. My cat would at least leave the cable lying there along.

I would be sitting on my 3d printer

I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.