Q-TIP: CONFIDENCE : risa

[-] kaitco@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Isn't that the logic that runs most of the world

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No, you're thinking of "fuck you, you can't prove anything, and I'll just keep it tied up in the courts until you lose everything you have" logic.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

I'm actually doing this a lot at work. No negative consequences, so far. Even got good reviews and annual raises.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Forgiveness not permission!

[+] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If anyone is taking Q-Tips without a grain of salt, I strongly suggest they take a trip to Ten Forward. At least there, Guinan knows how to fend off Q.

[-] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Relax; it's just synthohol.

[-] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Q has never cared for consent anyways

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you're definitely not invited.

[-] xia@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Somehow, that does not sound like confidence...

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Asking someone out for a date, no.
Taking action without permission, sort of yes.

Q-Tips aren't exactly rules so much as terrible guidelines.

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

*until next time, with Cee-Lo tips

[-] Goldmaster@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

DON'T HOLD BACK!

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Q-tip in ear feel good.

[-] keefshape@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Voted. Up. Would subscribe. More Q tips.

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Schrödinger's Answer

Risa