Isn’t this what Trump did with Stormy Daniels? I feel like these two would be best friends, but their dads are just too strict and won’t let them see each other
They could even be father and son with how much they're alike in their sex pestery
Finding out that Hunter Biden is actually Trump’s biological son would be an absolutely amazing plot twist
I would pay to watch that reality.
The only way to determine the paternity is a ladder match
It's called networking.
There's a trillion dollar military scam on the most corrupt country in the world but let's talk about some rich kid stealing 10k for hookers
Which, unless I've fundamentally misjudged their character, is by all accounts very likely an ordinary business expense for the ruling class.
Edit: i.e. so assumed to be tax deductable.
Yes! outstanding commitment to the grift. Not even mad.
Sex club membership/paying a sex worker is a way better (and less harmful) way to spend that money than like 60% of the things US taxes are likely to be spent on so got to support this tbh
👀 The size of the blur needed on that last picture 👀
N-no way 😳
whew 🥵
When his lewds got leaked, I remember people mentioning that he was "gifted", but that seems to have been putting it mildly.
don't worry, don't worry, I'll do it myself, sorry :spray-bottle: :spray-bottle: :spray-bottle:
Damon Lawner, who founded the exclusive SNCTM sex club in Los Angeles, told The Post that Hunter was indeed a member of his club at one point but was kicked out for “grabbing women’s asses” and acting “like a spoiled child.”
I'm shocked, absolutely SHOCKED
Its so funny how we live in a society where he gets to put on a lil suit and talk to important people like he's a real person.
Dudes rock
whomst among us
whomst’d’vn’t
The Democrats would have you believe Burisma looked all over the globe for board members. For what they were paying they could have hired former industry leaders, geological scientists at the top of their field, or experts in the complicated field of international oil & gas law.
They passed on all those people and chose… this guy. Who afaik had basically nothing to offer as a member of the board who ohbytheway just happened to be THE SON OF THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE USA.
But no, totally not corruption. Hunter got that job on his non-existent merits, sure.
According to Michael Hudson, this is just how the circular flow of US dollar spending in Ukraine is laundered back to US politicians, so they’re setting up their “networks” of overseas bank accounts, the government sends billions of dollars to “help” Ukraine and a good portion of that launders back to US politicians account in a completely legal manner.
The same with Israel and AIPAC, that’s why billions of dollars are willingly spent in Israel because much of that money goes back to the Republicans and Democrats. I guess the Republicans missed out a bit on the Ukraine money because the Democrats are much better connected in the region, hence their less appetite for keep funding Ukraine.
Hunter is just Young Trump lol. Literally any other leader or country, this would be a career ending scandal. Although the rich will always fuck, it’s generally seen as a security vulnerability because these freaks love pillow talk about sensitive information
Can't have a career ending scandal if you've never had a career.
it's like he's a step ahead, but he's not even moving
Honorary salaryman
Better use of my tax money than bombing Palestine so I guess good on you Hunter!
If George Santos were cool.
Sadly he got kicked out of the club for "inappropriate behavior", so very not cool. Theoretically cool though.
what's cool about paying for sex?
But he didn't pay. He deducted it.
not being a swerf
writing it off on your taxes
get 👏 that👏bread👏king
Your honor I was just looking for clients for my, uhhh, what exactly do I do again?
expensed a deposit for an elite Los Angeles sex club membership by listing it as a golf membership
wait does that mean a golf membership can be deductible? death to amerikkka
One of Epstein's operations?
All them fake ass 'ballers' can't even step
I mean...
Finally the media starts reporting about dudes rocking
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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