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The what?
the Panera lemonade that kills people
Oh, right. The lemonade... The lemonade from Panera, the lemonade chosen specially to kill people, Panera’s lemonade.
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too bad everything made in that place tastes like it's been spiced with heavy metals
i am so filled with heavy metals yum
Capitalism breeds innovation
I just realised this is the hellworld version of a Thai drink I had once.
It was orange juice and espresso.
Panera corporate: Hey these Orientals seem to love this [caffeinated citrus drink] what if it's the next Froyo or Boba? We should get ahead of it.
Panera: but also how do we do it cheaper than having to use espresso and oranges?
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taking a sip of my panera lemonade with a little nibble of my capsaicin chip
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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