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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

Not all metal, but there is a type of metal that increases a person's probability to become a violent criminal. It's called "lead".

[-] wkk@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Wait until they tell you that mercury is in Gatorade

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 year ago

idunno, some kind of metal has been involved in overwhelming majority of violent deaths since copper tools were invented.

[-] Damage@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

Make music (with metal), not war!

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

i dunno, those brass tubes seem kinda sus

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 41 points 1 year ago

Lead singer of Cannibal Corpse loves claw machines and plays them on tour. He collects up all his winnings and donated them at a local orphanage at Christmas.

He also sings I Cum Blood

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

This must be one disturbed individual. What makes someone go down this route? I don't understand how anyone can enjoy claw machines.

Especially once you find out it's not actually a game of skill, it's just rigged. Operators can change, among other things, the percentage of times the claw will grip strong enough to actually get a prize and how often the claw deliberately drops a prize you did manage to snag.

[-] pifroproth@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Don't forget frantic disenbowelment

[-] neptune@dmv.social 5 points 1 year ago

Well does he?

[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago

Speak for yourself. I regularly go out to help old folks buy groceries, volunteer at soup kitchens, and get shitface drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

“Hey fuckin…old lady, wan summ help with HIC Crozeries? Im SO FUCKIN STRONG” vomit

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Shit face kitchen and soup drunk

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s a bad restaurant name followed by a great one

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Why not have it all?

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Finland is the happiest country in the world.

They also have the highest number of metal bands, including one specifically targeting children (it's called Hevisaurus btw).

These two facts about Finland feel like they shouldn't line up but they do.

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago

I used to drive a shit commute. I'd put on metal to vent my frustration and suddenly have a huge smile. I'd imagine people in the pit picking up people who fell and think how my parents would never understand.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

I find Beethoven makes me crazy if I listen to him to often. I can feel the madness seeping off the notes.

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Mercury poisoning transmitted through air vibrations.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Unrelated, is your profile pic the stronghold advisor?

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago
[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Fucken A. Hope stronghold and stronghold crusaders get the age of empires treatment one day.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Environmental contamination transcends space and time.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago

I have the vinyl for dopesmoker and evey time I put it on my roomate would always fucking zonk out on the couch. That was before he started the marijuanas.

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

It's true, I listen to unwind. If I had to listen to Celine Dion or something I'd just get more stressed.

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Literally me for the last few days: listening to dsbm and staring at build errors 🤣

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Obviously a bit daft to generalise about any musical genre but if I were to pick one with a higher number of capably violent people I'd say Streetpunk (also known as oi) and if I had to pick a second it would be hardcore punk.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Gangsta rap beats all genres mentioned here in terms of associated violence and death.

[-] Skkorm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You've obviously never lived somewhere rural where country is king. Hicks are violant as hell, there's no comparison.

You just don't hear about I because we fuck around in the woods and down backroads.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I actually grew up around people just like that. Point is, the music they listened to never mentioned violence in any shape or form yet they would happily beat up anyone they could get their hands on for any made up reason they could think of - like being a metalhead or just wearing the wrong color pants.

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[-] rainynight65@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Country music.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not super into metal, but I like going to metal festivals because the people there are always chill. Just stay clear of the mosh pit and you are going to be fine and even if you are unknowingly entering it, they will find out pretty quickly that it was a mistake on your part and escort you out.

[-] Slwh47696@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's true, sometimes I need the soothing sounds of Individual Thought Patterns to help me fall asleep

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

picks up a screw I will harness this things power to take over the world.

[-] thejodie@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Me napping to Archspire

[-] clubb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You should post this on c/metalmemes@lemmyworld

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