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do NOT buy these pants
(hexbear.net)
this cannot be real lmao stfu
also
BateWorld
lol
They want $80 for sweats with a zipper.
Ooo you could use these pants for all kinds of stuff
NO NED! ONLY JACKING. $80.
Probably reselling from Alibaba where they cost 50 cents a piece
They don't even list what kind of textile they are made from
Does it really matter? You got jackin' to do! Just apply Scotch Guard every so often to keep that stain repellent finish up.
That's the part that got me. Subscribe for more bate'n news today!
Do you ship discreetly? The regular way we ship is in a black plastic bag with the JO logo on it. On the mailing label it says JOpants on the return address.
Most people don't associate the letters JO with jacking off, but if this is still not discreet enough for you, please write the word "discreet" in the special order instructions at the bottom of your shopping cart before checkout or just email us. We will make it completely discreet with no JO letters anywhere, except for the internal label on the pants.
It'd be funny if they had a JO embroidery logo on the pants.
JO-JO's Bizarre Pants - 
bravissimo
Most people don't associate the letters JO with jacking off
ever since the craiglist ad with the guy looking to find a JO partner to make his JO crystal glow, yes we do.
Every time I've ripped pants it's been right in the crotch area, like right where my big ol' dick is
Bateworld reposts videos of dudes jacking off and claims to be the biggest community for male masturbators to share pics and meet up. Wtf is this. Homosexuality for straight guys?
it's homosexuality for gay guys. sometimes people like to see sexually explicit material featuring men.
Why do we need to put a label on everything? Just dudes that like to jack it hanging with other dudes that share their hobby.
Just get some long johns with a butt flap and wear them backwards like a normal person
[Insert Norm Finkelstein on Gooning]
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
$80!!
pretty sure mormonism had panic about the zippers on blue jeans
finally, i can get all my christmas shopping done at one store
e: holy fuck they're $80
You laugh but in 20 years we will all be wearing jack off pants, looking at old-fashioned pants as restrictive and oppressive. Non-JO pants will only be worn as a form of bondage gear. The 21st century will be the century of the wanker.
I predict regency fall-front pants will make a comeback.
And here I am, taking my pants off like a sucker! I've been played for an absolute fool all this time!
Wearing these with my TC Tuggers shirt
Now you can expose yourself just like the US expose themselves pretending to be for human rights at the UN Security Council
This is the innovation that only a free market can bring.
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That's fucking weird, but there are pants with a zipper all the way around the crotch so people can squat to pee without taking all their gear off.
I want these for if I ever get back into distance running again. For peeing on some shrubs, mind you.
HEY EVERYONE SPIDERFARMER IS JACKIN!
whats so difficult about going "over the fence" with normal sweatpants?
It's a risk of being a little messier, especially if the elastic snaps back up while pissing.
New, from Cinco
Sell each pant individually with one connecting zipper.
From the company that brought you The Sex Offender Shorts™...
Wearing normal pants
Get horny
Have to go get my JO pants, take off my pants, and then put on my JO pants to starting bating.
hot
Eldridge Cleaver back from the grave
I hate everything about this.
Who's that guy who fucks and reviews food items on only fans? He should review these.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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