Never EVER give up : chapotraphouse

[+] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was trying to figure out how the Challenger "cut short" him being an astronaut. That makes sense

Who knew being an astronaut could be dangerous? No one knew this a-little-trolling

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

absolutely-safe-capsule

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 11 months ago

Turned out he was somewhat correct since after next crash US forgot rocket science for a decade.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Is that it? He didn't even qualify? I was wondering how 7 dead astronauts made his chances to fly less likely...

[-] Des@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

so this is like distilled essence of 100% pure burgerpunk isn't it??

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

baconpunk

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I would say yes

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago

Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So you never became the thing you wanted and you also turned into a human corporate pig?

Depressing bro.

[-] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

I wanted to join Starfleet, but I settled for Ferenginar

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Check out the logo for the China National Space Administration, they just mixed the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet logos together

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Also check Roskosmos and ISRO, all those people are living the Trek already lol.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

fuck this asshole and his implication that most people just aren't willing to work hard enough to purchase a McDonald's franchise

[-] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Maybe if all these zoomlineals stopped buying avocado toast and Zoloft they'd be able to scrape together a few million dollars for a McDonald's of their own

Then they could simply purchase things from their friends McDonald's in a circular fashion to increase the GDP infinitely

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I mean you only need like what, like a few hundred thousand to do that, and about the same net worth. What's stopping you?

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

McDonald's franchisee applicants must have a minimum of $500,000 available in liquid assets and pay a $45,000 franchise fee. Those looking to launch a new McDonald's franchise can expect to shell out between $1,314,500 and $2,306,500. Existing franchise operations can cost upwards of $1 million.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Even worse than i thought! If i could afford a McDonald's, i wouldn't need to own one to begin with.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

From hog farmer to hog farmer. A true American Hero

[-] buh@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

fucking pussy is afraid of a little explosion

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

Yeah I don’t know how he intended that to be taken other than bitch made.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

If you gave me a seat on a rocket I'd be on it on an instant. This guy is a baby

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

So his Congressional tenure is post-hog?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 11 months ago

How much your parents earn? Tell us, what do they do?

[-] flan@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

nice linkedin post

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

If you just work hard (and receive generational wealth), you too can become a ~~small business kulak~~ franchisee.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

Keep farming those big girthy hogs dude. Respect. rat-salute-2

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

"Including hog farming"

chefs-kiss

[+] mushroom@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] flan@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

what i thought he was actually an astronaut and was like next up but the challenger accident somehow put an end to that oh man.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

he was on the space ship and he took the last parachute before it exploded

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

Giving up my desire to be a space man to instead be a burgerman.

Same diff nbd

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

I read Hot Dog Farmer for a second and it conjured some imagery to say the least.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Cattails. A real explosion of flavor.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

:lindsay-ellis-hotdogs-to-face-gif:

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

America has had a Chief Justice Burger in the past, how long until we get a President Burger.

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Shoot for the moon and you will reach the point of underpaying kids to serve junk food that funds your pool.

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Linkedin-ass post

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Hog out or log out, congressman.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

After Joe Biden was elected president, I had to abandon my dreams of being a drug dealer.