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[-] ndotb@programming.dev 36 points 1 year ago

PREFERRED:

  • PhD in quantum cryptography
  • 3 years of janitorial services experience
  • Proof of current therapist
[-] Omgarm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.

[-] odium@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.

[-] spread@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. ~~please clap~~

[-] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, they're pushing it hard with this one

[-] addandsubtract@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Pfft, obviously an intern position.

[-] gsfraley@vlemmy.net 11 points 1 year ago

I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.

[-] SpliceVW@vlemmy.net 3 points 1 year ago

Right, this seems like a normal list. They didn't say you have to be an expert in all of these, just that you may be using them.

[-] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

No SVN. I'm in.

[-] msage@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

No PostgreSQL, hard pass

[-] Exile5018@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

They are looking for a full stack of developers.

[-] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're looking for a full-stacked developer

[-] tappyturtle@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Stack taller than the Empire State Building

[-] sudo@lemmy.fmhy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[-] dvektor@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says "may encounter" instead of "required"

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

"Required with at least 25 years experience in each language"

[-] truami@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Full Spectrum Developer

[-] Emblem@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

"We expect you to have at least +10 year job experience as well" ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.

[-] feral_hedgehog@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

They used this excellent tototial

[-] charlybones@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they're doing.

[-] modulartable@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Me too like big stack! Unga bunga

[-] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Looking for a consolidator and a lead architect. lol tfs and github ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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