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Don't rU(wU)le (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago

You can't fking stop me!

UwU;

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 29 points 2 years ago

That will be $350, please don't do it again.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 33 points 2 years ago

hands over $350 bill am sowwy uwu

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Security, we're going to need you over in section K2, we have a code 308, multiple violations.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 2 years ago

No, pwease, I pwomise I won't do it again uwu-- AH HECK

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 14 points 2 years ago

Clap em in irons boys, maybe tie em up a lil too.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago

Yes, please... no, I mean, please don't, that's so cruel~

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Security, count that as 316 too.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait a minute… holds up $350 bill… this is a fake!

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 33 points 2 years ago

Look a bit closer, it says "real mony" right there, so it's gotta be real :3

money

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It says "real money", so it must be true. Sadly all I've got to offer in return is sexuwual favours. (〃 ̄ω ̄〃)ゞ

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

Legal tender should absolutely be cute. Maybe to remind us that it's for everyone and not to be taken too seriously.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland is the 51st UwUnited State

[-] fylkenny@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago
[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

$400 penalty (in the state of Kentucky. Check your local laws.)

[-] fylkenny@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

If the penalty for an infruwuaction is a fine, it means it's legal for the rich

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 22 points 2 years ago
[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago

this is bottom discrimination

[-] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 years ago

Fine. Awoo. Are you happy now?

[-] JoeKis@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Please give me huggy wuggies UWU

[-] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago
[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Too late, I just uwu'd under the sign

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Youwu are not my real mom! I can do what ever I want!

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Just pwease don't 🥺👉👈

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 9 points 2 years ago
[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

Fuck uWu I won't do what uWu tell me!

[-] amycatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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