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Realistic beauty (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

squint hard

nobody ❤️ you

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Now I just have to find this nobody

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I keep seeing them on memes, but they never say anything

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

This guy Homerus wrote a book about him

[-] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Somewhere out there.. There is a disembodied head in a jar that is still alive Futurama style that loves me... Because he said noBODY loves you.

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

And here I thought that it was geese that were the real jerks.

[-] ralakus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Swans are just upper class geese

[-] z500@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

N-O-B-O-D-Y...

Wait, that's not how you spell "never"

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

birdbrains

[-] poddus@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

i feel personally attacked. brilliant

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Thet look like their necks are broken

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Source Gudim:

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago

My girlfriend says otherwise 🙃

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2023

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