prison rule : 196

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 68 points 11 months ago

[removed by mod]

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

My body is a temple

It's old decrepit and I'm pretty sure it's haunted

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

My body is a temple.

It was built in fear of Eldritch Things, ravaged by time itself and forgotten under unfamiliar stars.

[-] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My body is a temple.

It makes weird cracking noises and nobody knows how it hasn't collapsed yet.

[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

My body is a temple.

The boring kind that looks like a used car lot, not the cool kind that gets explored by Lara Croft.

[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 14 points 11 months ago

My body is a temple.

It was demolished by people with no regard for old things.

It's me. I'm people.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

One must consecrate sacred ground. Cheers

[-] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 11 months ago

Gosh, I wish.

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

🤣

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I treat my body like the sack of meat and bone it actually is.

By slowly smoking it at low heat over a long period of time. (I'm a smoker)

[-] omnomed@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Chain smokers entered the chat

[-] vrek@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago

I treat my body like a temple. (a pagan temple during the crusades of Richard the lionheart) .

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

my body is a soviet apartment building

its not pleasing aesthetically, but at least it works

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

That's a good description of the penal system.