Fuck New Years Eve (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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It's STINKY and BORING I don't want to stay up all night drinking with nerds I'm TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

I want to stay inside and knit sweaters for bugs

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[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

I require a sweater... Meeemamo mmemamo

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

lets-fucking-go

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

I'm gonna snuggle up in a bigass bed and watch horror movies with partner and the corgi. Depending on how our sleep schedules shake out tonight, hell, we might sleep through midnight.

Hope you have a good NYE, buddy! meow-hug

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

You too!

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

hello yes I am a bug in need of a sweater

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

How many arms?

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Uhhh just two side-eye-1

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

YOU'RE NOT A BUG, GET OUT OF HERE bird-screm-2

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

bug-facts

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I don't like the TV specials. They're boring pop concerts, just like the tree ceremony in Rockefeller Center and the Thanksgiving parade. It's so tedious how commercially choreographed it all is. The Nivea sponsorship in the last decade of shows has been particularly glaring to the point that it breaks even the bounds of parody. I don't know how boomers still find that stuff so compelling after watching it for 40 years.

[-] FakeNewsForDogs@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Oh man. I watched one of those last year for the first time in probably a decade, and it was some of the most dogshit television I have ever seen. Like even the hosts seemed bored. Wouldn’t be nearly as bad if they got people with even just the tiniest bit of wit or charisma to host. Whole thing felt like an AI fever dream that was also somehow a commercial. Went to bed feeling sick from it. Maybe I’ll watch again tonight to see if it’s even worse this year.

[-] shitposterformerlyknownasgarbage@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

all my friends went to nola for billy strings. fuck that shit. i'm going to be bored and stink up my mom's house. i tried to invite everybody to my mom's house but instead they're down there genociding alligators.