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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago
[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago
[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 years ago

Vagina Dentata has been a horror element in mythology since time immemorial. But in the modern age, I call shenanigans, considering the love of fellatio in the United States. We, as a society are keen to stick our dicks in orifices that have not just incisors but a muscular jaw with which to drive them, and will just trust that our oral partner isn't going to bite too hard.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

So do you, but you also have lips to cover them.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 2 years ago

I ain't sticking my dick in something that's first name is piranha. No thank you.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

his name is Petey

[-] ihavenopeopleskills@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was going to say. It looks like a Mario-themed Fleshlight (NSFW).

TBH i wouldn't be surprised if it actually existed silicone fleshlights get very original

[-] fracture@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yeah i was expecting a product link there LOL

(additional info: afaik most fleshlights are not actually made of silicone; or at least, the officially branded kind aren't)

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 years ago

Although this seems like a workable premise for sexual horror: The plant provides the best blow job and best orgasm ever, but you have to occasionally let it eat someone by lending it to them, and then come by to pick the plant up later before it gets gathered up as evidence.

[-] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Feed me Seymour

[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[-] CJOtheReal@ani.social 10 points 2 years ago
[-] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

yoshi swallowing noises

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I can't upvote, it's at 69.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I must cleanse the unholy.

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Is this a sex thing? It feels like a sex thing

[-] CylustheVirus@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago
[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 3 points 2 years ago
[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ah shit you beat me to posting it! Good shit op. Have an upvote!

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