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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

2024 year of breaking the seals and ushering in the apocalypse

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

I was there when the things began to rumble

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

'2012' was really supposed to be translated '2x12' but colonizers didn't understand per usual

[-] CetaceanPosadist@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

mandate of heaven moment

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I think they're sea lions in California, not seals.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

These come just hours after Japan was hit with over a dozen earthquakes that triggered tsunami warnings, with the largest recorded with a 7.6 magnitude that started fires and brought down several buildings.

All of the quakes were along "The Ring of Fire".

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

rat-salute-2 to Xi’s new earthquake gun.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is there a way for the San Andrés Big One to kill only techghouls?

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

What if Duolingo, but for learning to swim?

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Time to get outfitted with an eye patch.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the pleather black outfit.

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

RUMBLING, RUMBLING, IT'S COMING!

RUMBLING, RUMBLING

BEWARE!!!

COMING FOR YOU!!!

fishe

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or it could be the San Andreas Valley flooding which results in LA becoming cut off from the mainland and turned into a prison colony.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I haven't really noticed anything up here so far. Of course I spent most of today sleeping off a mix of exhaustion and hangover, so mother earth could've been gently rocking me asleep all day.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] freeindv 1 points 2 years ago

Damn climate change!

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