A note from the Fake News Time writing staff:
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
10 DAYS OF DARKNESS INCOMING
MELINA FIRST RESPONDER AT FLIGHT 93 CRASH SITE
GREAT AWAKENING ARRIVES
Someone who made a career on Hexbear posting "ironic" reactionary content gets banned for flying too close to the sun? 
Getting upset about Melina posts is a skill issue.
Getting banned is a skill issue 
are ya'll still mad about the 'anti-union' (lol) joke?
I'm pretty sure it has to be funny to qualify as a joke
Good riddance tbh. I don't like to speak ill of fellow hexbears but the bit was just... not good or funny, like at all IMO
yeah, melina was an unfriendly aggravating troll, good riddance.
Their only crime was not being funny
Obviously they had to be executed
they were too pure for this f*cked up world...
rest in peace melania trump 😔
bring faer back
then ban them again
You are allowed to not be funny
You are not allowed to deliberately antagonize others.
Should be as simple as that, genuinely amazed with the unprecedented level of cover and excuses they got from admins so consistently. Hopefully there doesn't become a pattern of continuing to permit antagonistic, harassing users in the desire to promote bits (funny or unfunny)
The trick is to be aggressively unfunny while deliberately antagonizing others; that way criticism of the latter can be passed off as criticism of the former.
let the Melina-jacketing commence
:died-this-morning:
we've lost a legend 
we'll remember you, don't come back
They posted too close to the sun
Rip in peace
the eventual fate of all powerposters on hexbear is being banned and having to make a new account
Rest in pepperonis
lol
Wow... Fae just got banned? I didn't know that. You are telling me that for the first time. Fae led an amazing life. What else can you say? Fae was an amazing poster... whether you agree or not. Fae was an amazing poster who led an amazing life. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that. Thank you very much.
I know not everybody liked Melina but they didn't deserve to get blown up by the FBI from a direct impact of a 40 millimeter grenade
you sure?
Free Nelson Melina
The Melina effect
lol. lmao even.
"Fae's a posting hero because fae was banned. I like people that weren't banned."
Rip bozo
Idk who melina is, I just wanna be included
its foolish to believe that 'banned' means 'gone'
On this special day we are all Melina and none of us are.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
i think I found Melina everyone