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[-] earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 years ago

I love all of these names, but I still mourn that “Abolish ICE” was rejected.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

I understand them not wanting to get political but, damn, that's too good to pass up.

[-] InigoMontoyota@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

As a dad, I also loved all these names.

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

There's a no more Mr ice guy and a snow more Mr ice guy.

[-] vamputer@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago

I like to imagine whoever named No More Mr. Ice Guy said "yeah, that's the name. Lock it in," and then like 5 minutes later went "WAIT NO HOLD ON I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING"

And they just held onto it until the next one needed to be named

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago
[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I hope this is real. My parents live not too far from there.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of Factorio

[-] DredUnicorn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

There is a grit machine where I'm from called Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago
[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it’s Betty WhiteOut yall…

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I see three named after songs ("Mr. Sandman," "Sweet Caro-brine," and "Every day I'm Shovelin'"). Did I miss any?

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 9 points 2 years ago

Snowbody Like You (Scorpions - Nobody Like You)

No/Snow More Mr. Ice Guy (Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy)

Snow Diggity (Blackstreet, Dr. Dre - No Diggity)

Blizzard of Oz (Ozzy Osbourne album Blizzard of Ozz)

License to Chill (probably Beastie Boys album License to Ill)

[-] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

My guess is License to Chill is more of an homage to James Bond’s License to Kill, which predates the Beastie Boys

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago

Myea, the last two are probably movie references, but I saw a theme and I went with it.

[-] RusAD@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

And I think Blizzard of Oz is a reference to Wizard of Oz which predated Ozzy for quite a bit

[-] fritolay@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No more mr ice guy

Snow more mr ice guy

Snow diggity

[-] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

That's amazing

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Looks like Plow Bunyan went down his own street. All the rest are hitting major streets. Looked like he was doing some residential goodness.

Darth Blader is way too close to the Koch Industries property… we do NOT want those two joining forces!

[-] heydo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I'm the Hipplowplapotamus

My rhymes are bottomless...

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

The "namey mc nameface" type of naming is becoming so normal, soon we will have children called SaraMcSaraface or DylanMcDylanface.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago
[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

That's a dick tracy villain.

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