Oh hey, for the Americans, this came out of a Kinder Surprise. Be jealous 😎
Nooooooooo t-t
looks at the figure, then at an American Kinder egg that wouldn't even fit that figure inside
God damn, your eggs are also bigger than ours! 😩
More chocolate and a toy? The American dream is a joke. This is a nightmare.
I am. The ones here come with shittiest tiny "wtf is this even supposed to be?" toys.
Also, "it's just ma' bo^oow"
I’d mail you some, but if you get caught you might be fined $2500 per egg.
The US: The rest of the world has too many regulations.
The rest of the world:
Also The US: KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE MADE TO MURDER CHILDREN!!!
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