"hmm, I should try LSD."

Pinky was the real star of pinky and the brain

I am Lord Vishnu. I am your God

Just to see what happens.

Poop now

more happiness is more happiness for you.

Buy a as much of xyz stock as possible. Plant thought "buy xyz stock".

“It has awoken, and it is coming.”

"I've seen that!"

Is "kill yourself immediately" too dark? Probably. But if like three billion people died suddenly and without a massive environmental impact like nukes or some other poisoning of the world, could solve a bunch of problems.

Some would say Love is always the answer for everything. I think that would be a higher state for many. At the very least kindness.

I am convinced there is only one way to eliminate these grave evils, namely through the establishment of a socialist economy, accompanied by an educational system which would be oriented toward social goals. In such an economy, the means of production are owned by society itself and are utilized in a planned fashion. A planned economy, which adjusts production to the needs of the community, would distribute the work to be done among all those able to work and would guarantee a livelihood to every man, woman, and child. The education of the individual, in addition to promoting his own innate abilities, would attempt to develop in him a sense of responsibility for his fellow men in place of the glorification of power and success in our present society.

• Albert Einstein

A really intense urge to fart. Let's see who acts on it lol

"Aspire to be Jessica Rabbit."

I wanna see what happens.

Pssst, hey. You're in a simulation. Wake up!

Hear me out first.

'Gender critical' theory. Everyone should have this theory, as originally defined, planted in their head. Men would only associate 'masculinity' with their role in providing semen for procreation. Women would only associate 'femininity' with their role in providing eggs for procreation.

There would be no gender-non-conformity because there would be no ideas about gender to conform to. A minority of men would, as an everyday thing, wear dresses. It would be impossible to verify that someone was a woman or not (short of x-raying their uterus).

The important thing, is that if this happened, the people currently claiming that they're 'gender critical' would lose their freaking minds.

Build Socialism.

"Run"

Degrowth now.

"Fuck you"