Well it's happening - my Fed Ex is at the door (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They told me they were a programmer, but when I found out it was for the NSA I broke it off. Now they’re here begging me to give them another chance with a bluetooth speaker playing Peter Gabriel.

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[-] squirrel@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

📬📦🐿️

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

You've got this!

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

This time it's Shock the Monkey instead

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

at least they don’t have a sledgehammer

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Tell them to fuck off back up Solsbury Hill

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024

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