Good horse. Good horse reads poorly. Games Bookstore becomes jaamesbaxterr

Numbers after iamtrashman1312 name follow 1=A format. iamtrashman1312 dislike police, adopt certain phrase numerical parallel for name. Words just line from meme always make iamtrashman1312 laugh.

Friend was idiot. Try to tell friend. Only have calculator. Forgot talking was option. Didn't work.

Made D&D character during 80s. Took Latin word Veritas and made sound like name. Kept using.

Angry Crow took flight.

Shieldtoad likes turtles. Turtle = schildpad = schild + pad = shield + toad = Shieldtoad

Very old username from time long past. Like anime character wearing eyeglasses.

Don't remember, came up during Mojang registration

PinGZ pings things for money

Password manager auto-generation

Name of web site is nitpicking.com.

Cadenza plats music. Cadenza also reads Thomas Mathiesen.

Baconeater eat bacon. Bacon tasty!

Same one always use

wage_slave is self explanatory. Look at monies. joke ha ha no monies. not even money. Confused unga bunga. Still back to work or punishment.

Speaks Esperanto, parents gave name, girl speaks Esperanto used diminutive

Mashed keyboard for character name while playing oblivion, liked result

Sassy adventurer speaking to BBEG

Best animal

Like rectangular candy and dispensers. Do almost anything for them many years ago. Now stuck with name.

Savecomengs likes trains. Comeng trains getting scrapped. SaveComengs sad.

Chemistry

Looked at still pictures in books as kid. Favourite superhero Ironman. RDJ play Ironman. Like. Now name, but make dumb change.

Wanted something that had no connection to previously used usernames, and also puns are fun.

Grossness is funny.

When kid, play Doom much. Be critical inside, think low of own skills. Also love metal - love 666, love 13. Multiply 666 and 13, get 8658. Combine all - get noobdoomguy8658. Now happy, feel witty.

Me mad, me wizard, me speaks

Matrix funny

Remove anime

version control

IRC nicks were max'd at 8 characters and listed alphabetically. Given that dogs are no-go!, to choose name that made full use was simple.

Edit: See some fails in this thread.

Unidan hoped to make old schoolers chuckle

Jao short for Jaoheah

Jaoheah, on Discord, Jaoheah coming up new nickname on discord server. Jaoheah take Jaoheah real first name, stretch out + make weird. Later, Jaoheah, Jaoheah username replace old username.

Throwing Muses song.

First used as discord username. Became internet username. Username reasoning should be obvious.

Smashed keyboard because no good free minecraft names

Richie Adler was a cool character in Whiz Kids.

Name is Brent, pals screwing around. Pal takes Mr. Krabs quote, "sponge boy bob", puts name in, "brent boy bob." Abbreviates to bbmb, "m" is pronoun.

my fursona is a rabbit and kuneho means rabbit in some languages

Tool song

Is my favorite season 🎃