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[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Absolute dad joke from a whale mum

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Uncle joke...

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Erase the "whale" part. Just have the mom say, "You're cum".

Works just as well comically, and more societally relatable!

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

But it loses the word play...

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Oh I am so sorry, I'm 5 hours into a very fun night of inebriation and missed that because I'm an idiot. Thank you very much

[-] calabast@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago
[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did you know that human sperm is very often larger than the sperm of blue whales?

You're whale cum.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

down voting myself for not reading good

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 1 year ago

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