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Absolute dad joke from a whale mum
Uncle joke...
Erase the "whale" part. Just have the mom say, "You're cum".
Works just as well comically, and more societally relatable!
But it loses the word play...
Oh I am so sorry, I'm 5 hours into a very fun night of inebriation and missed that because I'm an idiot. Thank you very much
You're whale cum.
Did you know that human sperm is very often larger than the sperm of blue whales?
You're whale cum.
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this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2024
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