Since its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I'd be making it extra happy. Since a toilets' nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.

We'd be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.

Look up skibidi toilet... oh no wait, better yet, don't! :-P

I'd rather they think of it as a normal function, like breathing is for us.

But I guess I'm not into extremes.

Wouldn't matter because I'd be pooping in the back yard

My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot

I've noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(

I love Freud. I am stuck in a specific early childhood phase so you know my choice.

The more tech we put into our toilets, the more likely they are to become sentient, so this is a serious consideration. I've often worried that the way we treat toilets might be the thing that drives AI into Skynet territory.

I hate this question so much Mai Gad.

It better call me master, that food wasn't free!