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[-] Cleverdawny@lemm.ee 93 points 1 year ago

"I checked, and the engine is there"

[-] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 1 year ago

I know it's just a meme, but an OBDII dongle


even a cheap $10 Bluetooth one


is super useful. You can read and reset the codes, and watch stats in real-time if so inclined.

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

My car doesn't have a reliable km/h gauge so I used an app to poll the speed of the car and show it up on my phone exactly in the way you described.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

A GPS speedo would work too.

[-] Rinnarrae@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Rin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

would be cool if we are

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The Bluetooth ones are definitely not as good as the dedicated ones but 100% better than nothing.

It's vital to know your own shit.

[-] Unvaluablespace@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Hi, could you explain why? What's so good about the dedicated ones?

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They typically offer more features and info for even only a few dollars difference...

...and my Bluetooth one died after a couple months just plugged in... Never had a standalone one do that.

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

For older Hondas you can nab a Honda Interface Module for like $100. Installing the nutty pirated software is another fight entirely.

[-] rab@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 year ago

That's how a $50 problem becomes a $2000 problem

[-] SkepticElliptic@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is how my buddy blew the engine on his insight. It was burning oil so long that it melted the spark plugs. He could have had it fixed for free but he didn't know about it until that extension had ended.

I actually don't know what was wrong with it because he never let me take a look for him. I offered to have an engine delivered to my house and me and another friend could have slapped a used engine in.

He was hellbent on buying a new car so he traded it in.

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

A friend of mine had a very reliable car. Then he had to get new spark plugs and brake pads around the same time. He got tired of the car having "problems" so he got a...used mini cooper.

[-] rab@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Used mini cooper LOL

At least he didn't buy a jeep

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[-] rogrodre@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

It's only $50 if you can do it yourself, don't value your time, and already have the tools.

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[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

VW drivers call that a CEL, or “contains engine light.” As long as it’s lit you know your car still contains an engine.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

As a former Land Rover owner, I panicked when the CEL turned out

[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Bro is getting the most out of his 2006 Honda Civic. He'll be driving it up until the inevitable heat death of the universe.

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

2007 Accord and I need to replace the serpentine then it'll be running perfectly.

[-] OceanSoap@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

My Honda check engine light came on and... it was a faulty check engine light bulb, got it replaced, no more check engine light

[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

My Honda check engine light came on and... it was a faulty check engine light bulb, got it ~~replaced~~ removed , no more check engine light

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[-] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Get a cheap OBD2 scanner. They cost like €5 for Bluetooth ones and will tell you what error codes you are getting. A lot of them are not serious, and would save you a lot of money.

[-] grey@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

I'll have to remember this one.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Seconded. I was freaking out about a week ago. Turns out the gas cap had come unscrewed.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

I checked; the engines still there. How do I turn the light off?

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[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Lmao. But in all seriousness taking it in right away or getting a code reader could mean the difference between a $100 fix and a $1200 fix

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Having a 2000s Honda Civic is spending about 70% of your mileage running codes for sensors.

[-] blottica@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
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[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

The check other just tells you that your car still has an engine. What you REALLY don't want to see is that light randomly disappearing. At that point your car no longer cares about the engine and will get rid of it.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

As long as one's bank account balance is lower than one's IQ, the check engine light will never be anything more than a suggestion.

[-] nik282000@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Drove the same Jeep for 13 years, the check engine light was on for at least 10. Oxygen sensors are bullshit.

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[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

In all seriousness, keep up on car maintenance. It's cheaper in the long run that way. And if your CEL ever flashes, get that checked out ASAP. That means there is a much bigger problem such as a misfire or a fueling issue. Both of those could melt or clog your catalytic converters. Those things are big money.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

And if your CEL ever flashes, get that checked out ASAP. That means there is a much bigger problem such as a misfire or a fueling issue.

And if you get an oil warning light, pull over and shut the car off immediately (as in, within seconds) or else you'll need a new engine.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Seriously. I used to work at a car dealership's service department. One of the technicians was assigned a lady who didn't have any oil in her car because of some issue. The warranty was going to cover the repair. He told her to have the car towed in. But, no, she was able to get the car started, so she decided to drive it in. The car died in the service lane as we were about to check it in. The warranty wasn't going to cover a fried engine that was her fault.

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[-] DaCrazyJamez@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Man, I drive an older German car, and they take their warning lights seriously. Like if you're driving to the hospital and the gas light comes on, you're stopping for gas.

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Got about another 85,000 miles before having to think about it again

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Or you're driving a Chevy colorado/GMC Canyon and that light basically just means the engine is running, because it's been on since the truck had 45k miles and replacing the parts so that the little princess ECU will stop setting codes over a 0.001 deviation from the norm is just a waste of time.

But I wouldn't know anything about that.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I hope OOP drives a pre-2000s Honda because that's entirely untrue for anything made in the last few decades

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[-] Powerbomb@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

When I got it on my 2018 Civic last year, it turned out that rats had crawled up to the engine compartment and chewed of a cylinder cable.

I still managed to drive to work and to the car repair shop - albeit on low gears.

[-] FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
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[-] grey@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I feel this is also true for toyotas.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

Someone once told me "FORD = Fix Or Replace Daily". Never owned a Ford but still think it's funny.

[-] flucksy_bango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Also "Found on road, dead", and "first on race day".

Fiat has "Fix it again, Tony".

There's an extremely racist one for Pontiac.

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