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Listen, if the Oscars had ever been good, Ninja 3: The Domination would have won one for coolest shit ever put to film but it didn't and the Oscars don't even have that award so fuck em
Isn't that the movie with the V-8 sex scene?
Yes
my stepdad asked me to go golfing with him and his friends, and i basically did all of this, so now i don't get invited anymore.
Good job killing two dozen cops 
How'd you survive getting shot repeatedly by shotguns and machine guns?
it's a breathing technique called Strengthpower. that's like one of the first things they teach you at the Butch Jenkins School of Ninjas-Sanford campus. right after Golf Ball Crush and Helicopter Takedowns.
I wish someone made a movie that's basically just 90 minutes of this. Just some dude cheesily dispatching ever-increasingly militarized cops for an hour and a half until they're sending fighter jets after him and at the end he parries a nuke and fights the president in martial combat
You could just play Metal Gear Rising, it's 75% of the way there.
I know, it rules. One of my fave games of all time.
That would be the best possible movie
This is literally a planned arc in my webcomic
Ok that is really cool but have you seen this masterpiece?
That is pretty great
If you love awful movies like i do then check it out! that whole movie delivers the goods.
At this point we just need to post goofy action scenes.
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Also, terrible choices to make this point. Literally the best 3 performances of the year 😭. Like you will never convince me Margot Robbie deserves the nom more than Lily Gladstone wtdlf.
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Wow if only Barbie had an actual plot, people would have liked it? Who knew?
It did though?
Have you watched the movie?
The defenestration of Hollywood has a nice ring to it.
death to america
Poor Things and Barbie already have the same plot.
Somehow, I don't think "replace the Barbie movie's really unique plot with something we've all seen before" would have improved the film.
I mean it has a best picture and best adapted screenplay nomination. This is literally re: Margot Robbie not getting the best actress nod. And yeah, if this was Poor Things, Anatomy of a Fall, or Killers of the Flower Moon, there may be more room for Robbie to earn the nomination. But on the other hand I just don't think she's as good an actress as the leads in those.
Generic Barbie was kind of boring as a character, blame the writers, Gerwig, whatever, but Ken and Weird Barbie, and hell, even Alan, had better arcs than barbie.
what's she even trying to say with this? mollie burkhart should have been abused and almost killed by her husband in a more empowering way, and then she wouldn't be mad about lily gladstone getting the (well deserved) nomination?
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