Yeah I want ADVANCED crazy

IDK man, did you watch any of Jordan Klepper's coverage of Trump events over the last several years? Most of the highlights for me land somewhere between unbelievably batshit crazy and herniatingly hilarious.

Exactly this.

The other night I burst out laughing when I remembered Giuliani’s 2020 press conference at the Four Seasons Philadelphia. Doofuses saw “Four Seasons” in probably an ancient paper phonebook and thought it was going to be the upmarket hotel or the upmarket restaurant.

Cut to America’s Mayor in front of a green warehouse run by Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

They could not have tried something this audacious on Veep let alone House of Cards. It would not have been believable.

On the other hand, then, everything wild, unlikely, overwrought, and ethically appalling in Veep and House of Cards is now within plausibility and reminds me too much of reality.

Awww also I love that you think I'm a dude.

Sadly she did not but she's still shilling..

I mean he’s not wrong

Plus these SovCit posts have been very entertaining so thank you

and the cold, methodical, manner in which it will do it.

Your day in court is a very important day. You plan, sweat, panic, reassure yourself, panic again, and go through the five stages of grief all out of order before it arrives. For the prosecutor, it's Tuesday. They are more worried about their vitamin C intake than what some rando on the docket might bring.

cold, methodical, manner

This is a harsh wake-up call for a lot of people. I think most people have had the experience of being a nice, courteous person enough that some business or official bends the rules for you.

"Oh, You filed document E-24 instead of E-24 Sub 1? Don't worry about it, here's the form you need, just take a moment and fill it out now"

Speaking as a white male born to privilege, it happened often enough that I figured that's the way the whole world works. Don't expect anyone to break or bend any rules for you, but if you're respectful, kind, and courteous, they may cut you some slack.

But oh boy, I was not prepared for that harsh reality of dealing with the justice system. There's no slack, there's no "oopsie-daisys," and if you're late/without the paperwork, you're fucked EXTRA hard. There's no empathy, they don't treat you like a person anymore, but as an "offender." And once you've earned that moniker in the court systems eyes, you're no longer deemed worthy of help or consideration.

when it comes to the american justice system, the cruelty is the point.

Sir i can assure you by the witness of 15 barmen, that i drank 30 pints in one night and since am known in the country up and down as 30 pint Joe Miller.