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The hexbear is the original member of the cell in .

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[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Be the mitochondrion of your revolutionary cell

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I don’t know what a mitochondrion is but I approve nonetheless

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

It's singular. Mitochondria is plural.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Thank you for the new word. I love learning new words. Legit made my day right at the end of it.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

My poop is the powerhouse of my pee

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

I don’t understand why biologically, but yeah that follows

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

It's caused im built different 💅💅💅

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

mitochondria is stored in the colon

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

inside every hexbear is a spooky skeleton just waiting to escape

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 8 months ago

And in 1998 The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, plummeting 16ft through the announcers table. What’s your point?

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

So a cell is both the organic unit, but also a term for a self-contained unit of an org that contains at most one or two people who are able to contact the other subdivisions. That way it minimizes risk if the members are caught. A sufficiently motivated state can make anyone talk, that’s what the black sites are for. Therefore, don’t give people the knowledge to cause damage by talking.

It only goes wrong if the leader is caught, but they only know a few points of contact who can limit the spread by taking action once a person who knows them is caught.

The joke is no longer funny because I explained it, sad face.

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

I think your analogy would work better if it had more wrestling in it. Have you ever considered that?

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Have you considered making a better version of it? That might work better.

Congrats on the stolen Reddit bit btw.

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

Chill out comrade I’m being silly just like you are.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Fair, I’m being a dick and am going to log out until I change that mindset.

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago

I really apologize if I put you in a negative headspace. Take care.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Nah I’m back. The work day combined with post work drinks in a way that overcame my defenses against being an asshole.

Not an excuse, I should have been more vigilant. More of an explanation so you don’t think I did this I full possession of a sound mind.

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Absolutely understandable. I could have telegraphed I was joking around a lot better. If it’s any consolation I did think the whole cell metaphor (analogy? simile?) was great. Originally I was trying to come up with a stupid Dragon Ball reference but couldn’t make it work, so I fell back on a classic, albeit cringy Reddit meme.

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Yo, a fellow DBZ enjoyer.

Hell yeah,

Maybe something like: “the revolutionary cell is a perfect organism” overlayed an image of cell in a poster style.

[-] FollowingTheTao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Technically it should be "the mitochondria are" or "the mitochondrion is"

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Good to know, thanks

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