Remember when we all thought how cute it was that that one otter was stealing surf boards? They’re done being cute, now.
different otters. entirely different species.
Bruh. Don't fall for the propaganda.
This is just the beginning. I'm getting out while I still can.
I for one welcome our new floating fuzzy overlords…
Otters are only cute to people that don’t know anything about otters.
They’re massive rapists.
If you look at the animal kingdom, you'll see that rape is kind of the norm.
And yet, not a particularly great legal defence.
Yeah, but they hold hands when they sleep and break clams on their tummies!!!
Just bite back, your teeth are bigger and your jaws are stronger! You are an animal, act like one!
Beat it into a pulp. Then have sex with its corpse. Not for pleasure but to send a message to its kind.
I don't have any messages I need to send that badly.
That’s what otters do. If you want to send a message you have to speak their language.
Really though, otters are some of the most viscous little critters. They will rape other animals to death. Then rape their corpses.
Otters are fucked up.
And yet so cute.
Also, your saliva is more infectious.
Mustalids routinely win against larger prey. Stout kill full size rabbits and a wolverine has been recorded to have killed a polar bear. Don't give the otter an excuse.
Otters are apex predators simply because they have the ability of tactical genius working in strike group squads. If you've ever seen the videos of them taking down and drowning crocodiles, then you know. They are not omg adorbs so cute!! They can and will destroy you. Walking navy seal copypastas.
God damn I didn't know otters were 1.2 meters long, that's a big fuckin' marmot dude
There's a video on YouTube where otters were housed with monkeys, the monkeys trolled the shit out of the otters for the Lulz... Eventually the otters all sort of snapped, together, grabbed one and absolutely mauled the shit out of it.
Giant otters in the Amazon can get to be 2 meters long.
Of all the things to get attacked by in Montana. Not a bear, not a mountain lion, or a wolf, or a moose. Nope, a fucking otter is the thing that gets you. Jesus.
Alright, Florida Man, you're up.
Call, Raise, or Fold?
That otter make her think twice.
Otters are mean
By the grace of god you made it out of the river? By the grace of god? You dumb shitheel an otter bit your fuckin' ear off. If anything your stupid ass got smote.
Yikes.
Someone go tell Asst. Mayor Bellweather that she was right! The otters have gone savage!
"... And in otter news!"
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Now we all know that otters fuck and specifically with YOU.
That Otter leave a mark!
It ... it bit part of her ear off!!
That otter leave a mark!
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