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[-] MeepsTheBard@lemmy.blahaj.zone 130 points 7 months ago

Washing clothes by hand is so ass that some Amish communities allow machines lmao

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

When washing machines were invented they were technologically so far ahead of most other things in your house because washing clothes by hand is ass.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

washing the ass by hand is not as bad

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 7 months ago

Japan has been way ahead on this one

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Hand is ass.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Instructions unclear, clothes stuck in ass

[-] Lath@kbin.social 102 points 7 months ago

He must be one of them fellas who became Muslim because they heard men can have 3 wives who need to obey their husband's every word.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 7 months ago

Sometimes I'm actually really glad the quiverfull people and the jihadist muslims have invented a bunch of nonsense to keep them from realizing how much of the same page they're all on....

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 21 points 7 months ago

Probably a Nation of Islam cultist

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

TBH, i can't tell the difference between right wing religious fundamentalists anymore. He could be one of those crazy christian cultists, mormon, one of the religous fundamentalist muslim sects or some other religion i don't care to know about.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 7 months ago

Fundies of any religion have a lot more in common with one another than they'd like everyone else to realize.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

OUR GOD IS BITCHIN BUT HE, YES HE, NEEDS TWO THINGS: MONEY AND [mad lib pick any combo race,ethnicity,religion] BABIES

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 95 points 7 months ago

I'm such a KING that I need divorce to be ILLEGAL and I can't go to the state of VIRGINIA it's disrespectful if you feel like you need to know details

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 7 months ago

I always hoped the US would outlaw divorce before they allowed gay marriage. You know. Just to show ’em.

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 10 points 7 months ago

Naw

Right after. All of a sudden.

🙂

[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago

Coming to a Supreme Court near you: getting gay married, but not gay divorced.

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It’s sad that one on two bromances end in dudevorce.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago

I wanna punch him in the dick

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 58 points 7 months ago

You'll have to find it first.

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Better pull out your electron microscope.

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 3 points 7 months ago

You sure that will be powerful enough?

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Assuming he has one or it's big enough to be found and punched

[-] ellaella_ayayay@lemmy.world 80 points 7 months ago

So he too will handwash all of his wife's clothes out of love and respect... right?

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 63 points 7 months ago

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the elders don't require you to reciprocate.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 79 points 7 months ago

Consensual sex is a term he doesn't know.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 7 months ago

He knows what it means when he pretends I’m checking him out in the locker room.

[-] omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works 49 points 7 months ago

This has to be bait or satire

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Nah, nah, nah. Look at the guy's Xitter profile. No shot this is satire, and I doubt he's smart enough for it to be bait

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 45 points 7 months ago

Holy shit, this guy can fuck right the hell off

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 41 points 7 months ago

I’d rather my partner get exhausted from having sex with me than washing my dirty drawers but you do you, king.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 20 points 7 months ago

As if his majesty would allow his property to neglect the one thing just because he exhausted her doing the other before.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 15 points 7 months ago

Let's be honest, it's probably not super exhausting to have sex with this guy until he's had his fun.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Well... One survivor once told me her husband demanded a daily bj (sometimes two). Which took this pathetic weakling a solid hour of constant sucking and tugging. Oh and she should kneel before him, of course. While he watched soccer. I'd find that pretty exhausting on top of being utterly disgusting.

Short story even shorter: you never know.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Far out, that poor person, what a terrible situation to be stuck in. Disgusting and exhausting is putting it lightly.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

Oh yes it is. I just lack the vocabulary for fitting words. Even in my native tongue.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 7 months ago

The proper words are fists to the face of that fucking abusive asshole

[-] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

And cut his dick off

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

Name checks out... But i doubt that would be enough. More drastic measure should be applied. Blinding and de-dicking would be adequate. No more threat to anyone and the need to learn what it means to be at the mercy of others.

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I.....I just don't even think that sounds appealing at all. If I had an SO that wanted to give me a BJ every single day I would say thank you for offering, but that's just too much.

First of all, skin is sensitive so that is quickly going to lead to some irritation, especially if it takes you a fucking hour to cum. Second of all, it is better to give than to receive. I'm trying to participate too, I don't want to feel useless. More than half the fun is making my partner feel good/valued. If I lost that element it would just kill my sex drive quickly.

I don't know why this comment made me get all in my feelings, but it really made me pissed off. Like if it is consensual whatever you do you, I'm not here to kink-shame. But who the fuck are you to make someone suck your dick every single day as a chore. What a pathetic fucking loser. How do people like that exist...I just don't even get it.

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's just because you're... Nornal?

You could understand it better if you'd change your PoV. If you'd see women not as people but as priperty, things make sense. He was, oh wonder, one of those religious pieces of shit. Women are for making babies, cleaning and cooking. And of course, on top of it: sexual slavery.

Took her 10yrs to find the bravery to leave him. She fled, changed name and moved 300km afar. But she's broken beyond measure, because she also left her kids behind and can never see them again. So, it's basically just the shell that survived.

Another survivor I know, didn't leave. Because of the children. He said "if you dare to leave, i will hurt your kids and u will never see them again." and she obeyed until the kids were old enough to leave. And she did too. It was >20yrs of daily abuse as a breathing sex-toy. That was 10yrs ago and she's still in constant fear he might be around the next corner. That's like 1/100 of the story.

And it's far more widespread than one might think. Incels rising, islam rising, whatever else cult is rising where women are just property. Or this "trad-wife" shit. It's even women living it freely because they still got a handful of rights...

Ugh,people suck.

PS: Watch fargo s5 if you want to get an uncomfy insight (also they didn't dare to tell the real reality)

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago

If this guy wants to wash his husband's clothes by hand good luck to him.

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Sounds like baby didn't learn how to do laundry like an adult

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago

This sounds so extreme it plays like a parody post, or satire.

Hell, I know what hand-washing clothing is like (had to do it myself during a few dirt-poor spates in early adulthood), and clothes come out much cleaner with even a half-decent machine than with pretty much any amount of hand-cleaning.

Washing machines took off in popularity not only because they were labour-saving devices, freeing up people to do other things, but also because they did the job much better than doing it by hand.

[-] onion@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

You can get them clean, it just takes half a days work https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To3ZW0fntfU

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

I assume the point is the machine is taking time away from your more important wifely duties like managing the estates and you should leave the husband to handle clothes washing, no matter how fun the washing machine is to play with.

I sympathise though. Ever since most washing machines run Arch, who wouldn't want to play around washing their husband's clothes with it? But for the traditional woman, a lawnmower running Gentoo is more of a demonstration of your unfailing love expressed through hard work.

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Who are these "elders" he speaks of?

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