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Transcriber (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 232 points 2 years ago

Wait until they find out about transparent

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago

Or transplants

[-] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 2 years ago

Or the transitive property

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago

Don't even get me started on translators

[-] don@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Or transmission in their trucks

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[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

Or the transgender.

Wait…

[-] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Or that cars are transportation...

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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[-] M137@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[-] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 135 points 2 years ago

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[-] Kid_Thunder@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago

You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 93 points 2 years ago

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 years ago

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 66 points 2 years ago

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[-] extant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[-] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 years ago

But...what's a "fer"?

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[-] Newstart@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[-] open_world@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Well I don't know what a 'cendent is 😂

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[-] match@pawb.social 21 points 2 years ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[-] latca@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Describer: what do I do?

[-] Lath@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

Inscriber: Shh!

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[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[-] Ratulf@feddit.de 39 points 2 years ago

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 2 years ago

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
the plugs

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[-] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 2 years ago

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 30 points 2 years ago

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[-] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[-] roomboy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[-] jkmooney@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

[-] Rooter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Holy shit, you owe me a coffee for posting this, and a new keyboard.

Been a while since I laughed this hard.

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