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submitted 9 months ago by voight@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net
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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

xigma-male brain chip helps paralyzed people move again

my-hero brain chip automatically posts slurs to your twitter account

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

brain chip automatically ~~posts slurs to your twitter account~~ kills lab monkeys

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Alec Baldwin is in (cw sexism homophobia cartoon violence)

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] SkibidiToiletFanAcct@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

90% grasp accuracy is better than most hexbears analyzing pop media.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

But the curtains were blue wojak-nooo

[-] voight@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

While you were analyzing media, I was watching Red Cliff, I was watching The Fastened the Furious, I was watching https://letterboxd.com/film/the-return-of-the-texas-chainsaw-massacre/, I was watching literally 250 borderline plotless Shaw Brothers tier kung fuxploitation movies

While you were reading Adorno & calling media fascist, I was reading Adorno's review of Destruction of Reason where he criticizes the author lukacs-stare for being imprisoned by fascists ("conscious of his own impotence").

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

pop media

Is that soda or popcorn media? blob-no-thoughts

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

minimal invasion, quick recovery: Chinese

Take Taiwa--?

brain implant helps paralyzed man

Oh, that's nice!

[-] voight@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Minimal invasion to the extreme, they talk like Taiwan has already gotten too addicted to their pop culture and will be swallowed up naturally within a decade anyways. 🤔💭 On social media anyways

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

electric cars

solar

high speed rail

brain chip

space rockets ~~? (don't know much about China's space programs)~~ (should have known)

melon-musk xi-reactionary-spotted

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago
[-] Shinji_Ikari@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

An American company has been working on something similar: https://www.battelle.org/markets/health/medical-technology/neurotechnology/neurolife

I'm glad China is working on it too, probably going to find some blindspots and improve the tech overall.

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