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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 71 points 1 year ago

Weird location, but after a while on this community, I'm almost surprised to see a picture of a hot tub that isn't surrounded by carpet.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 35 points 1 year ago

I was apartment hunting this year, and one apartment I visited had a Jacuzzi as one of its selling points. It turns out it was just a Jacuzzi-branded bathtub. In the corner of the bedroom. Surrounded by carpet.

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

Omg. Tell me you have a photo!

[-] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't think to take pictures, and the posting is long gone. I assume someone was desperate enough for an apartment that they were willing to pay for that crummy place.

[-] Taringano@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I think zillow and other keep photos of these past listing's. I've seen some in the past. If you Have the address :)

[-] LanternEverywhere@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

Wait that's a hot tub? Holy cow, did the designers of this house never stand within 5 feet of a hot tub before? The air around a hot tub is always very humid and smells like chemicals. Plus there's always some noise even when the jets are off. Who on earth would want to put that in the middle of their main living area?!

[-] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

I think this one is meant to be just a large bathtub, so no smell of chemicals/noise and potentially just for one person or two depending on size, plus you can have a bath while waiting for your roast

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

You can use the bath water to boil your potatoes when you’re done!

[-] Baines@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

it’s really a cauldron for a witch on the down low

[-] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago
[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Or fake grass.

[-] antisuck@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

I grudgingly admire the way the 3D wraparound tile was done. I mean it's horrible, but it's perhaps the best possible way to accomplish this particular version of horrible.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

including the electrical outlet in the splash zone

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If it's on an RCD protected circuit, it's fine.

[-] Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of flats I would design in the Sims when I was a kid

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I assumed porn house.

[-] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Says someone who clearly hasn't accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

I call that no-play and a trip to the burns unit

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

In front of my salad?!

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Yeh my first thought too.

[-] paper_clip@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

That's not a jacuzzi. That's just a very large sous vide machine.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This Guga fella is out of control

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 year ago

My house in The Sims.

[-] will_a113@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I once stayed in a timeshare that had almost this exact layout. It was exactly as stupid and disgusting as you'd imagine, but we were young and did a lot of stupid and disgusting things.

[-] feyo@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

Loving it. Fridge is not too far away from the tub.

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Any chance it is a dog bath? The washer and dryer give me "utility room" vibes. The fridge is for soda, and the oven for holidays that require lots of food.

[-] agissilver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No windows at all so this is looking basementy.

[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Could be. This isn't a UK property but lots of us here have the washing machine etc. in the kitchen. We don't have the space for a utility room.

[-] macgyveringIt@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

Don't knock it. That's where I defrost my chicken.

[-] Teon@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Hey do you guys want to come over for dinner and a bath?

[-] YourHuckleberry@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Imagine having your morning coffee in a nice warm bath...shudders.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Bathroom, kitchen, and laundry room all in one!

[-] athos77@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'm betting the room in the corner is the bathroom, along with a utility room with the hot water heater. My guess is there's some kind of issue in either bringing the water in or running drains.

Also, the one visible window is weirdly high. I'm guessing this might be a basement conversion of some kind, which fits with the possible water issue.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Underground sexy snack dungeon

[-] Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Finally! I can shit in the tub WHILE I’m making an omelet! :D

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you need a snack while getting frisky in the hot tub.

[-] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Excuse you I am a snack. >:(

[-] MrPloppy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Handy. You could peel the potatoes in the bath... 🥔

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then just drop them in the water when you're done. Come back in a few hours and ..... boiled potato 🙂

Mitch Hedberg knew a lot about potatoes, and we could apply his wisdom in this case. Mitch said:

It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows?

[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Kramer would love this place, as long as there's a shower attachment.

If this is the kitchen, I wanna see what's chained to the wall in the garage.

[-] Phobusplusplus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Heck you could have a soup kitchen.

[-] snor10@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

If you're gonna have two wet layers, just have one.

If you're gonna have two wet layers, just have one.

[-] loom_in_essence@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I would still take a bath there.

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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