God, what an absolute joke both the US and Russia have become.
Lenin would have shot Tucker on sight
If he actually interviews Putin
Its 100% this.
Im under the assumption he flew over there without prior arrangements and was going to try to use the media buzz as leverage to get an interview. It would be slightly less but still very funny if they turn him down.
It would be slightly less but still very funny if they turn him down.
Imagine if they arrest him for being a US spy/agitator, that would be even funnier.
Funniest possible outcome is they shoot down his plane and go with "maybe the plane was always like that" as the story.
"Must have been a Boeing 747"
Nah, one of that MAXs
I forgot they were have smartphone naming conventions now.
Was the plane vaxxed?
Oh fuck lmao
The front just fell off.
If he actually interviews Putin we are reaching new highs of comedy
This would be up there with top 10 funniest moments, especially if they get Trump to say "Tankie" this election cylce
You know what would top that?
Senile Joe saying he's the tankman guy at Tiananmen Square and say he's the original "Tankie" that Trump could never be
"God, could my dad drive a tank" 
It's wild that we're going to hear a bunch of liberal whining about a Twitter celebrity "platforming" one of the most influential world leaders, as though Putin would just be some nobody without Tucker's reach.
If US state never fearmongered about Russia literally no American would know who was the president lol
He has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton and he just wants protection.
Biden please I swear I'll vote for you if you block Tucker from returing to the US please it would be so funny.
If you don't 
for Biden, Trump will welcome Tucker back with even less restraint than Biden will
He's probably at that expat village in the moscow suburbs planning to welcome Trump's government in exile.
Why should the head of state have to comment on why some random dipshit journalist is in his country?
He doesnt have to, but this would be a good chance to try and diminish republican support for Ukrainian aid
God I wonder if he's doing an interview with Tara Reade or something.
It's wild that she had to flee to Russia because of all the hate she was getting from liberals here, probably death threats too.
That was truly the death rattle for the me too movement. Anyone who slightly took her accusation seriously was painted as a putler bot and immediately dismissed.
Don’t worry queen, E. Jean Carroll got damages from Trump, defeating him once and for all. White feminism has finally won.
nah most sources think hes aiming for putin
what if he and putin kissed GAYLY together??
the sexual tension in the air is palpable, Tucker and Putin rarely break eye contact during the interview, the passion clearly growing in their eyes. after some time of this back and fourth Tucker stands up mid response, he had long since lost interest in the content of Putin's replies, he had already heard everything he needed to hear. "mr. president, I respect you as a man, but I cannot wait any longer for this" proclaims Tucker, before throwing himself at the Russian president, wrapping his arms around Putin's back and firmly locking his lips onto those of the leader he was there to interview, moving so quickly and with such force that the chair Putin was sitting on falls backwards, throwing the intertwined couple to the floor. a KGB officer who had been just out of frame leaps into action, running to try and pull Tucker off the president, but as they each take a breath for air Putin uses the brief moment to order the officer to stand down, before they resume their impassioned kiss sprawled out on the floor. by the next time each pulls back to take their breath, their positions have changed, now Tucker lays back to the floor, with his legs wrapped around Putin's waist as the president lays on top of the interviewer, one hand holding himself up and the other stroking Tucker's hair. Just before the pair go back in for a third kiss, the KGB officer cuts off the camera feed, leaving audiences all around the world stunned by what they had just seen.
In Putinist RF, Putler interviews YOU!
I know. I'm here with him.
pls something funny happen
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