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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Daft_ish@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Mine is people insult me by pointing out my username but I am immune having been the one who chose it.

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[-] sincle354@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Just once, I think you should try to use some cautious abandon. Just to change it up a bit.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What's that? Abandon caution? Done!

[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago

Lurking... Wait crap!!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Omnipresence.

I'm in every thread on every post.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Read the post, checked the name, and recognized it instantly. Can confirm.

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[-] BiggestBulb@kbin.run 17 points 1 year ago

Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying "we need to stop global warming" and there'll be someone like "We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass". Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to "one-up" each other

[-] nailoC5@lemy.lol 18 points 1 year ago

It's always someone else's fault with you lol.

[-] BiggestBulb@kbin.run 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In that case, can you point to the specific comments of mine that show that so I can work on myself?

Edit: oh I get it, that went right over my head lol

[-] technomad@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago

CALM DOWN, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT THEM!!!

(hahaha, lol, roflcopter)

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[-] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

(I feel like you missed the joke)

[-] BiggestBulb@kbin.run 3 points 1 year ago

I definitely did lol, I realized later on

[-] phanto@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.

[-] witty_username@feddit.nl 12 points 1 year ago

Mine is that my username is witty

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

That it is.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Haha your username is... kinda cool actually.:-D

[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I didn't read the article, I'm just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Irrelevant to the unwashed masses.

[-] helmet91@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I respect everyone's wrong opinion.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

I teach people that emoji are valid characters in Lemmy usernames.

[-] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I have a smiley addiction and can’t stop using them :)

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Addiction destroys friendships and families... =)

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Blaze@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

I have too many alts

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I can trace every problem back to capitalism.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

That’s like, 75% of lemmy.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago
[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago
[-] owatnext@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My antipower is my inability to dedicate the time I want to here. Uni and work keep me too busy. I wish I could keep my community here more active. )=

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Did you remove your upvote? You crazy.

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Not sure if this falls under that or not, but I've observed it's surprisingly frequent that people act out of character when I'm in the equation. I never understood why.

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As you can see, I'm a genius

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Mine is commenting on the worrisomely prolific violent rhetoric towards GOP members and getting downvoted into oblivion

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Rhetoric isn't killing republicans, living in red states is; check the homicide rates.

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[-] imthehumanoid@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine is spending far too much time on lemmy without contributing anything

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have the best takes on LLMs and image generation models

[-] Nerrad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Invanting new spellingz foe old werdz.

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