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[-] Shyfer@ttrpg.network 82 points 9 months ago

It took me way too long to figure out what was actually going on in this picture.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 32 points 9 months ago

Yeah I thought that was his leg for a while until I realized this was old people porn

[-] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

It's the other way around. That is him holding his leg, but it really looks like porn at first glance.

[-] marito@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 79 points 9 months ago

Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago

Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he's been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Candidly, grandpa tells his story:

Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?

He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol

Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’

A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 9 months ago

"Believe it or not, Your ol' Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day...."

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I'm sure she's fine.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago

To shreds, you say.

[-] Fish@midwest.social 18 points 9 months ago

As someone who lives in Fort Wayne, where is this Fingerblast Championship that you speak of?

[-] homesnatch@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Ask your mom, she's the competition subject.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 9 months ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

1978 provincial fingerblast champion in Utrecht then?

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Or maybe this fucker's a tukker and he's actually the 1978 regional fingerblast champion in Twente 😛

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No from Twente he would be more of a handjob kind of guy: de Tukkerse rukker ;)

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

You can see it written on his face

[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago

visually misleading ads placement

"they knew"

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

Yep. Maybe they didn't plan it this way but they definitely selected that one on purpose. It's just good marketing, people will go wtf is going on there and read on to find out, also it's Dutch and they're not afraid to get dirty with advertising here.

[-] mibo80@lemm.ee 34 points 9 months ago

No doubt, gramps is about that freak shit. He and grams have been swinging and it's brought new life to their relationship. This is them, on the beach at Hedonism II. If this photo doesn't spark memories of that eventful week, they'll always have the VD.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

you know as people get older they get freakier.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

It's why nursing homes are absolute dens of iniquity.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago

Its all fun and games, until you realize what all those different colored loofahs are for.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Old people like sex too, every few weeks.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 9 months ago

Grandpa doesn't need a blue pill to take care of his lady.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago

Grandma looks like she's having the time of her life, tho. Good for her!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

That isn't grandma in the picture

[-] jurgel@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Confusing perspective

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago

Oh fuck just reading the word Neckermann takes me back.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Lovecraft’s cat at the top of the picture there.

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