Lmao why the fuck is the Mossad reporting on random soldier deaths? Like imagine if the CIA twitter reported whenever some Sgt. Crayon Ass got tapeworm and died.

"Shiitake just got real: An IDF soldier's psilocy-been killed by fungal infection"

"He was always a prankster, a fungi to be around. A hufungus presence at parties. His friends described him as an absolute champignon. But in battle, he wasn't one to be truffled with"

"But now, we must mourn, there's not mushroom for jokes anymore."

"Amanita minute to process this" his widow was quoted saying upon learning of his demise.

"We already miss him so mush, he's always wanted to join the IDF when he was mold enough to enlist" said his mother later that afternoon.

"His family asks only for morel support"

"Ironically, he didn't like mushrooms at first, but then it grew on him. And in him."

"Along with being in the IDF, he was an avid digital art collector, his portabellofolio included thousands Fungible Tokens, which he was cap-tivated by."

"His toadstool sample revealed he was also suffering from Covid, believed to be a co-morbidity."

"He will be sporely missed"

The mushroom roots growing into Arabic script is actually genius

Lol, has to be the first guy since 1917 to get got in a war by comrade mycelium

Chad Jihad shroom deserves a place with

I am screaming

Show this to Neil Druckmann to give him a heart attack

Crine

Reminder that Lenin was a mushroom

Edit: shit someone already made that joke