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I am unemployable (hexbear.net)

All them student loans for nothing. Sad!

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[-] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 9 months ago

Pff, stupid USians

Step 1 be European

Step 2 graduate for cheap

Step 3 get access to numerous publicly funded opportunities for further learning

Step 4 still unemployable

mfw

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

my experience basically:

"we are an equal opportunity employer. we do not discriminate on the basis of disability."

me: oh that's great, would it be okay if i had this minor accommodation?

"what? no."

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Gonna start lying on that disability form

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

yea ive switched to saying i have no disabilities and applying to jobs where it probably won't be an issue (and if it is ig they can just fire me)

still haven't gotten anything tho lol

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

No way in hell you should let them know that shit. Unless it's impossible to hide like you got no arms, you are 100% able body on the form

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 9 months ago

This is why you should study something useful, instead of petrochemical engineering.

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

I studied psychology before i was diagnosed thinking thay i could "learn how to handle people".

Oops!

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

I am also incapable of being a servant for rich people

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Who wouldn't hire pizza Steve???

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago
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