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[-] fluidrock78@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

In times such as these, one must always take a threat from a wizard...very seriously. You may get down voted.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Or worse, expelled!

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

"What about a pointed stick?"

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

[-] warl0x@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Accio Police

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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