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Armed officers alerted to Harry Potter fan with wand (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 10 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] fluidrock78@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

In times such as these, one must always take a threat from a wizard...very seriously. You may get down voted.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Or worse, expelled!

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

"What about a pointed stick?"

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Fresh fruit not good enough for you?

[-] warl0x@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

Accio Police

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