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Try again douchebag (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

“See I lost $65 million on these stocks in 2019, and $35 million on this poor investment in a buddies business in 2020, so because of that, the $75 million I made this year doesn’t count”

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 48 points 9 months ago

I made a $50 million donation to charity! I deserve a tax credit for that. It was an art piece I got appraised for $50 million...and the charity is owned and operated by me...and I use the charity to spend on political campaigns.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

The art piece was also a portrait of me that I had the charity commission, and it's hanging in my hallway

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They're in the business of being buddies

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

“New hot new social media app, Buddies!”

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you for catching that for me!

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 19 points 9 months ago

I believe CCR said this rather eloquently:

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand

Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?

But when the taxman come to the door

Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

"What about all that money?" pointing at the huge pile of money

"Oh, those are debt leveraged assets. They don't count."

[-] eskimofry@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

To add extra anger to your day: https://lemmy.ca/post/15230066

[-] Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I thought it said wax season 💀

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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