“See I lost $65 million on these stocks in 2019, and $35 million on this poor investment in a buddies business in 2020, so because of that, the $75 million I made this year doesn’t count”
I made a $50 million donation to charity! I deserve a tax credit for that. It was an art piece I got appraised for $50 million...and the charity is owned and operated by me...and I use the charity to spend on political campaigns.
The art piece was also a portrait of me that I had the charity commission, and it's hanging in my hallway
in a buddy's* business
They're in the business of being buddies
“New hot new social media app, Buddies!”
Thank you for catching that for me!
I believe CCR said this rather eloquently:
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, Lord?
But when the taxman come to the door
Lord, the house lookin' like a rummage sale, yeah
"What about all that money?" pointing at the huge pile of money
"Oh, those are debt leveraged assets. They don't count."
I thought it said wax season 💀
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