I have been voluntold to chaperone the PreK-1st grade dance tomorrow 9 AM... Pray my soul is ready (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by bubbalu@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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The amount of energy in those tiny bodies when the frozen songs come on. Out of this world. I am usually semi-disassociative until about 10 so it's gonna be wild.

Best job I ever had but goddamn.

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[-] regul@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

order-of-lenin for outstanding bravery in the field of tiny children

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

They are very small. At the halloween dance a little guy in a Miles Morales costume jumped on me and did a flawless spiderman hang before I realized what was up. They are very small.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

I didn't even realize there were schools that held dances for kids that young.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

yeah what the hell?

[-] TimeTravel_0@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

:07:

thank you for your sacrafice, you will be remembered

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh omg I'm honestly so incredibly fucking jealous!!

That's my favorite age of kid, they're so much fun, able to truly communicate and participate, so much personality and curiosity, and usually they haven't gotten much of their natural sweetness and light damped down yet. They're just so much themselves and so into EVERYTHING. The enthusiasm! Aaaaaaaahhhh it's the best 🥰

You're going to be so tired but your heart is going to be SO FULL ❤️🥰❤️ it's going to be amazing.

[-] bubbalu@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I'm mostly joking about the burder; I share your enthusiasm and outlook completely! I care deeply about my little students, their minds and their joys.